On the lighter side, I reached out to the community to find the best Puzzle and Dragons images, memes, puns, and pickup lines the internet has to offer. It also should be noted that Anita Waffle has plenty of time on her hands and was a treasure trove of wonderful material. Google and the PAD Reddit is also my friend.
Pick up lines that are 100% foolproof
Are you a descend?
Because I’m about to spend my stamina going down on you.
Are you the Great Valkyrie?
Because the Goddess just descended.
Are you from the Tuesday dungeon?
Cause you’re a Keeper!
U&Y? I think you mean U&I
I Urd a good PAD joke. Uriel-lly going to laugh when I remember it
Ronias are red, Blonias are blue, If I do a coop dungeon, will you be my player 2?
Did we just match our hearts? Because we are quite the combo.
Somebody better call GungHo because the rare egg machine is missing an angel.
I didn’t think I could feel this way. You must be a heart maker.
Are you yomi dragon? Because I wish I had two of you.
Are you a golem? Because you just broke my defenses.
The one true GIF
The newest PAD commercial is quite special to say the least, but at least fans provided some of their own commentary :
But we still love you GungHo, you and all your employees. Especially the sexiest Odin cosplay the world has ever seen.
Where can I get those plushies?! Those are better than any godfest roll!
Rubylits are Red, Sapphilits are Blue.
I love you more than a Max Skilled Vishnu
Are you a Venus?
Because you changed the world for me.
You must be Gigas, because you set my heart on fire (and when you do, it’s hard to recover).
Some cute poetry found on Reddit:
- Your legendary hills
Make me holler out loud
My dragon is soaring
You can call me Defoud.
- I’ll make you a lord
or a samurai king
a pirate, some jewels,
give you all of my things
Take all of my stamina
I’ll work like a dog
Just skill up, goddammit.
…For fuck’s sake, Zaerog.
- Shiva is red
and golden is RaDra
Let’s you and me make
a baby tamadra.
- I can’t make 5 combos
I’m just not that handy
but BF me please
for my hyper Verdandi
- I’ll give you my stones,
O you Wondrous Machine
Just please don’t decant me
Everyone have a Mantastic day and Happy Puzzling!